Prowling the parking lot

Kinja'd!!! "ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback" (armadaexpress)
09/16/2014 at 10:41 • Filed to: plymouth, prowler, asshat, parking, dream garage

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Part of me hates the way this guy parked, and part of me understands. I'm sure this car handles like crap, but I have always had a place in my dream garage for one of these.

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DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback
09/16/2014 at 10:44

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Would look so much better without the stupid bumper bar. I love the red pinstripes though.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback
09/16/2014 at 10:45

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I've always had a place in my dream garage for one with an upgraded engine


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
09/16/2014 at 10:46

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Shit, now I'm never going to be able to un-see that.


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback
09/16/2014 at 10:48

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I don't think there is anything that could be added to the exterior to make this car better. I even like the bumper. But the side markers are the things I'd take off


Kinja'd!!! Sam > crowmolly
09/16/2014 at 11:08

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So good.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/16/2014 at 11:09

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I bet there is still a lot left in the current engine. Just throw away that bumper and the front fenders and you'll have a better power to weight ratio.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
09/16/2014 at 11:16

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I agree with all of that.

But it would be even more fun if you could fit a hemi in it.


Kinja'd!!! briannutter1 > ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback
09/16/2014 at 11:20

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Reviews of the time said these handled well. Good weight distribution, aluminum ssupension components etc. Yes...loose the bumpers. They made them that ugly so owners would pull them off.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/16/2014 at 11:24

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You can with a little (a lot?) convincing

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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/16/2014 at 11:24

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You can,

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Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > BigBlock440
09/16/2014 at 11:30

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lol, all that matters. I hope those sections get left off the side and fat huge headers come out through there for side pipes (I had no idea that part was removable, but now I see a seam in the pic above, that's crazy)


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
09/16/2014 at 11:30

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More like you can...and you should.

Not sure about the change in the grille though...I think I like stock better.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/16/2014 at 11:34

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You can fit a Hemi in a PT Cruiser if you try hard enough.

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Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > CalzoneGolem
09/16/2014 at 11:43

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You can even fit a Hemi in a Colt...


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/16/2014 at 11:45

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They definitely should have, but I guess they wanted to keep it subtle?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > BigBlock440
09/16/2014 at 11:45

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That's a thing of beauty,


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
09/16/2014 at 11:45

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I find it awesome that someone actually put the effort into that. lol


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/16/2014 at 11:46

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There actually are a bunch of them out there.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > BigBlock440
09/16/2014 at 12:40

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yeah i can see that, but it's disappointing.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
09/16/2014 at 12:44

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I guess that means if people can do this to a PT, I better get off my ass and drop a 5.0L Coyote motor in my Mercury Milan.


Kinja'd!!! jordang1028 > ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback
09/16/2014 at 14:36

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Used to have a neighbor who had a yellow one. Had to look at it every day when I left. Can't stand these cars.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/17/2014 at 00:30

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Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dusty Ventures
09/17/2014 at 10:32

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I certainly don't hate that.

But it seems weird to so side pipe headers with only 3 per side...


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/17/2014 at 12:19

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Agreed. Unfortunately Google was unable to provide me with a Prowler with four.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dusty Ventures
09/17/2014 at 12:44

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Shame be upon The Googles.